Kourtney Kardashian Barker Is Having a Mall Goth V-Day, of Course

With Megan Fox and MGK potentially kaput, Kourtney Kardashian Barker and Travis Barker reign supreme atop the list of Rich Hot Mall Goth Couples With Kids. In a good way!

The Poosh founder took to Instagram to show off her Valentine’s Day goodies—and outfits—a full three days early, posting a slideshow that featured her in a red minidress with a heart pattern, in a black lace catsuit (in bed, meow!) and in a red gown, filming some Content. Between the ’fits, she also showed off plenty of candy, a homemade card from her kids, sprinkle-covered cakes, matcha lattes, and rose petals. Hot Topic, but make it Erewhon. 

On the actual day, Kardashian Barker celebrated on Instagram Stories, showing feet for free (has Kris taught her NOTHING?) in what can only be described as a Stripper Meets Cupid costume. She’s got clear plastic heels with red feathers and pink fishnet socks.